Life is so simple, huh?

[Kizzy]

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the
experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second put
into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day,
these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from
this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!"

 

[CMC122]

I love Little Johnny stories!

 

[Tonio]

Originally posted by CMC122
I love Little Johnny stories!

Here's another one:

During Sunday school, the teacher asks what part of the body enters heaven first.

Suzy says, "The hands, because you use them to pray," and the teacher smiles approvingly.

Kelly says, "The heart, because that's where God's love touches you," and the teacher says, "How sweet."

Little Johnny says, "The feet."

The teacher asks, "Why the feet?"

Little Johnny replies, "Because I've seen my mom with her feet in the air screaming, 'I'm coming, God, I'm coming!' "