Lines Heard During Couples/Marriage Counseling

Yooper

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SamSpade

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She may not remember the directions to any place.
She may not remember ANY piece of trivia about sports or movies you ever mentioned to her.

BUT she WILL remember anything you ever did that ever pissed her off, to the date and second;
every fart, every dirty sock left on the floor, every dish you left dirty, every time you forgot a birthday or anniversary,
absolutely ANYTHING even if you have no recollection of ever having done it (and quite possibly, did NOT ever do it).

Also, do not test her powers of observation - she won't remember even one damned good thing you did, but she
WILL notice one cookie missing, one piece of candy missing from the kid's Halloween, one drop of booze from the
liquor cabinet.

Do not tempt fate. You've been warned.
 

stgislander

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PREMO Member
Used to have a co-worker who's mantra was, "Don't get married... don't have kids." Over and over he'd say that.
 

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I bet Vrai will be glad to know the ad sensing algorithms are working! (As shown on my screen between posts #5 & 6.) 😆

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Yooper

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Client: "I took you up on your suggestion."

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Therapist: "I wasn't talking about the dog!"

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Yooper

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Therapist: "Perhaps now might be a good time to talk about conflict resolution in your marriage?"

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Therapist:

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