Lines Heard During Couples/Marriage Counseling

Yooper

Childhood idol: George Washington, Fighter Pilot
PREMO Member
Said one therapist one time to one husband:

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SamSpade

Well-Known Member
She may not remember the directions to any place.
She may not remember ANY piece of trivia about sports or movies you ever mentioned to her.

BUT she WILL remember anything you ever did that ever pissed her off, to the date and second;
every fart, every dirty sock left on the floor, every dish you left dirty, every time you forgot a birthday or anniversary,
absolutely ANYTHING even if you have no recollection of ever having done it (and quite possibly, did NOT ever do it).

Also, do not test her powers of observation - she won't remember even one damned good thing you did, but she
WILL notice one cookie missing, one piece of candy missing from the kid's Halloween, one drop of booze from the
liquor cabinet.

Do not tempt fate. You've been warned.
 

Yooper

Childhood idol: George Washington, Fighter Pilot
PREMO Member
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I bet Vrai will be glad to know the ad sensing algorithms are working! (As shown on my screen between posts #5 & 6.) 😆

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AnthonyJames

R.I.P. My Brother Rick
Speaking of beer, as the counseling session gets closer to its ending time the therapist looks at his watch and says....

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(True story.)

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Hard to believe I know, but I once had to attend mandatory alcohol counseling.:yikes:

At the end of each session I would issue everyone the same challenge, "Race You To The Liquor Store!":buddies:
 

Yooper

Childhood idol: George Washington, Fighter Pilot
PREMO Member
Client: "I took you up on your suggestion."

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Therapist: "I wasn't talking about the dog!"

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Yooper

Childhood idol: George Washington, Fighter Pilot
PREMO Member
Therapist: "Perhaps now might be a good time to talk about conflict resolution in your marriage?"

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Therapist:

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