Lines Heard During Couples/Marriage Counseling

[Yooper]

After a particularly rough week for the couple at the next session the counselor asked the husband what it was that caused his wife to catch his eye "back then":

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[Yooper]

Here's why the week mentioned in the post above was particularly testy....

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[Yooper]

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[Yooper]

At an individual session following the weekly joint session, the wife told the therapist:

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[Yooper]

Following the mid-week individual session the client asked her partner:

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[jazz lady]

 

[DaSDGuy]

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Exactly. I told my wife and I told my daughter not to do something because it wasn't safe. They got pissed at me and did it anyway.
I will apologise to both of them when they get back from the ER.

 

[jazz lady]

 

[Kyle]

 

[Kinnakeet]

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LMAO THAT SOME FUNNU crap RIGHT THERE

 

[NextJen]

 

[Kyle]

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Absolutely.

You should give her time to finish and have a beer before she starts cooking.

 

[Ken King]

You should give her time to finish and bring you a beer before she starts cooking.

FIFY

 

[NextJen]

FIFY

"Have a", "bring you"........ a good wife will do both.

Disclaimer - I'd keep the good beer for myself, may be why I'm single.