When we look at the list against our culture, it makes total sense. Like the Rosetta Stone, a key to deciphering a seemingly impossible language, this blacklist of accessible date venues connects so many dots for us non-Gen Z folks that it’s both a relief (that we don’t have to keep wondering) and depressing (ignorance is was bliss).
Let’s start by finding common ground and eliminating the locations that I can get behind (no pun intended) as not first-date appropriate:
- Your house (too personal and isolated)
- The gym (unless both parties really love working out, save it for another time)
- Church (y’all should be focusing on God, not each other, but good for y’all for going!)
- Family functions (too much pressure)
- Movie night (no talking allowed and, if it’s Hulu or whatever, that’s just lazy)
- A nightclub (too noisy)
- A hookah bar (smoking isn’t for most people).
What are the objectives of a first date supposed to be? Getting to know each other. To what end? To establish if there is a high enough degree of compatibility to warrant further investigation of spouse potential. Why? Because marriage is a good thing. It provides security, companionship, a solid foundation on which to build a family and generational wealth, tax breaks (another soapbox for another day), and our innate need for love. Two people can’t reasonably explore any of that in any of the above places. Not to mention the radical idea that dating and sex are not one and the same.
There are actually some great first-date options on this list:
- Coffee shops
- Ice cream shops
- Bowling
Coffee, tea, ice cream, and frozen yogurt, are not only casual and affordable for any budget, but they’re also short-term commitments to conversation. If a first date proves to be a disaster, there’s a quick out. They are public spaces and familiar neighborhoods with a fair amount of activity, so everyone can feel safe. The problem? Conversation.
This is a generation of men and women who prefer to communicate using emojis and slang like ASL (for Age/Sex/Location), GYPO (Get Your Pants Off), and Body Count (the number of people a person has slept with). Sitting at a small table with a swirl of froyo talking to someone about your dreams and ambitions is their 7th circle of hell. This is why bowling is a great idea, along with mini golf or a carnival, is a great environment because it’s ripe for talking but structured for interruptions and things to do with your hands.
Have I dated myself? Good. Onward!
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