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sockgirl77

sockgirl77

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Top ten reasons why a woman does not have sex with her man:

10. She is tired, overworked, maybe underpaid, and by bed time runs out of energy.

9. She is psychologically preoccupied with concerns about children, health, money, work, or some other issue of daily living.

8. She no longer feels understood by her man, who is perceived as no longer being emotionally sensitive or connected.

7. Decrease in sexual activity is gradual and over time they have less and less sex, which becomes the norm.

6. There are no sexual innuendos or anticipatory playfulness during the day that has previously set the stage for sexual love.

5. His personal hygiene is less than desirable; he stopped taking care of himself.

4. He spends almost no time on foreplay and is sexually selfish.

3. Sex is more trouble than its worth and achieving orgasm is extremely difficult for one or both people.

2. Instead of being desirable, sexual thoughts about your man become a bit repulsive and you rather get some sleep.

1. They are no longer in love and she does not want to have sex with him.

It is very likely that we can say that men stop having sex with their wives for exactly the same reasons. I think that if we spent more time taking care of ourselves and each other, drug use to enhance sexual performance would decrease, and so would divorce.
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Top 10 Reasons Why Women Stop Having Sex with Their Husbands!! - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com
 
Bird Dog

Bird Dog

Bird Dog
PREMO Member
We need the top ten reasons they want to have sex with us, so we can work on those traits.

Some of those are unrepairable even though some are.
 
sockgirl77

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
Bird Dog said:
We need the top ten reasons they want to have sex with us, so we can work on those traits.

Some of those are unrepairable even though some are.
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10 Good Reasons Why Women Have Sex | Em & Lo: Sex. Love. And Everything in Between. :roflmao:

Because you’re horny. (Duh.)
Because even if you’re not in the mood, 99.9% of the time you get in the mood once you start.
Because it’s (almost) impossible to argue while having sex.
Because you just received the most amazing 30-minute back-rub and your partner didn’t even try to segue the massage into sex.
Because your partner is hot stuff.
Because you still remember thinking there’s no way this person would ever look twice at you…and then they did.
Because orgasms are an excellent stress reliever.
Because you’ve got a partner who makes sure you always orgasm first, who doesn’t expect it to happen from intercourse, and who doesn’t immediately roll over after he’s spent.
Because your neighbors are really annoying and you want to do it loudly to remind them that you have a better sex life than they do.
Because sex with someone you love is (to paraphrase one-time Quaker Oats spokesman Wilford Brimley) the right thing to do and a tasty way to do it.
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bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
and I think that if women would just learn to get along with their husbands girlfriends, things could work out pretty sweet too
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
10. She is tired, overworked, maybe underpaid, and by bed time runs out of energy.

How much energy can you possibly expend in a kitchen? It may be somewhat tiring in there, but not exhausting.

9. She is psychologically preoccupied with concerns about children, health, money, work, or some other issue of daily living.

By "Other issues of daily living", I should hope new recipes are involved. It should not preoccupy her outside the kitchen.

8. She no longer feels understood by her man, who is perceived as no longer being emotionally sensitive or connected.

I see no connection between emotional sensitivity and sex. Or fixing sandwiches.

7. Decrease in sexual activity is gradual and over time they have less and less sex, which becomes the norm.

Only valid reason on this list. And it's easy to fix. Just like a hotpocket.

6. There are no sexual innuendos or anticipatory playfulness during the day that has previously set the stage for sexual love.

It's usually pretty hard to shout innuendos into the kitchen from the couch.

5. His personal hygiene is less than desirable; he stopped taking care of himself.

She shouldn't notice the smell over the delicious cake in the oven.

4. He spends almost no time on foreplay and is sexually selfish.

Hummers are foreplay. And it's usually the woman who stops too soon, not the guy. Noone to blame themselves for this one. And she should make it up to her man with a steak dinner and gravy-fries.

3. Sex is more trouble than its worth and achieving orgasm is extremely difficult for one or both people.

There is no orgasm easier to achieve than those that come at the end of a hummer. Especially if she brought him a beer first.

2. Instead of being desirable, sexual thoughts about your man become a bit repulsive and you rather get some sleep.

This is a personal problem, and it can be fixed by thinking how much he appreciates her cooking.

1. They are no longer in love and she does not want to have sex with him.

Pure selfishness. This argument is invalid.
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Amirite ladies? :high5:
 
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