(old one - probably a repeat)
> A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
> listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
>
> "God bless Mommy,
> God bless daddy,
> God bless grandma
> and good-bye grandpa."
>
> The father asked,
> "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
>
> The little girl said,
> "I don't know daddy,
> it just seemed like the thing to do."
>
> The next day grandpa died.
>
> The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
>
> A few months later the father put
> the girl to bed and listened to her prayers,
> which went like this:
>
> "God bless Mommy,
> God Bless daddy
> and good-bye grandma."
>
> The next day the grandmother died.
>
> Oh my gosh, thought the father,
> this kid is in contact with the other side.
>
> Several weeks later when the girl was
> going to bed the dad heard her say
>
> "God bless Mommy
> and good-bye daddy."
>
> He practically went into shock.
> He couldn't sleep all night
> and got up at the crack of dawn
> to go to his office.
>
> He was nervous as a cat all day,
> had lunch sent in and watched the clock.
>
> He figured if he could get by
> until midnight he would be okay.
>
> He felt safe in the office,
> so instead of going home at the
> end of the day he stayed there,
> drinking coffee, looking at his watch
> and jumping at every sound.
>
> Finally midnight arrived,
> he breathed a sigh of relief
> and went home.
>
> When he got home his wife said
> "I've never seen you work so late,
> what's the matter?"
>
> He said "I don't want to talk about it,
> I've just spent the worst day of my life."
>
> She said "You think you had a bad day,
> you'll never believe what happened to me.
>
> This morning the milkman
> dropped dead on our porch."
> A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
> listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
>
> "God bless Mommy,
> God bless daddy,
> God bless grandma
> and good-bye grandpa."
>
> The father asked,
> "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
>
> The little girl said,
> "I don't know daddy,
> it just seemed like the thing to do."
>
> The next day grandpa died.
>
> The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
>
> A few months later the father put
> the girl to bed and listened to her prayers,
> which went like this:
>
> "God bless Mommy,
> God Bless daddy
> and good-bye grandma."
>
> The next day the grandmother died.
>
> Oh my gosh, thought the father,
> this kid is in contact with the other side.
>
> Several weeks later when the girl was
> going to bed the dad heard her say
>
> "God bless Mommy
> and good-bye daddy."
>
> He practically went into shock.
> He couldn't sleep all night
> and got up at the crack of dawn
> to go to his office.
>
> He was nervous as a cat all day,
> had lunch sent in and watched the clock.
>
> He figured if he could get by
> until midnight he would be okay.
>
> He felt safe in the office,
> so instead of going home at the
> end of the day he stayed there,
> drinking coffee, looking at his watch
> and jumping at every sound.
>
> Finally midnight arrived,
> he breathed a sigh of relief
> and went home.
>
> When he got home his wife said
> "I've never seen you work so late,
> what's the matter?"
>
> He said "I don't want to talk about it,
> I've just spent the worst day of my life."
>
> She said "You think you had a bad day,
> you'll never believe what happened to me.
>
> This morning the milkman
> dropped dead on our porch."