desertrat
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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher
prodded him about his father, he replied:
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes
in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with
him
for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the
other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to
ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," Johnny said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
is
helping to secure the Nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was
too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher
prodded him about his father, he replied:
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes
in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with
him
for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the
other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to
ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," Johnny said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
is
helping to secure the Nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was
too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
