A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One little girl thrusts her hand up, the teacher calls upon her and she says, "Mary."
The teacher told her that was correct and then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
Nobody, except for Little Johnny raised his hand. Knowing how Little Johnny is at times the teacher kept her gaze moving and after several quiet minutes she reluctantly called upon Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Come on guys, everyone knows his name was Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
Little Johnny responded, "Well, you know just about every week you remind us of this and every time you are always talking about same couple, Verge ‘n Mary.
One little girl thrusts her hand up, the teacher calls upon her and she says, "Mary."
The teacher told her that was correct and then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
Nobody, except for Little Johnny raised his hand. Knowing how Little Johnny is at times the teacher kept her gaze moving and after several quiet minutes she reluctantly called upon Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Come on guys, everyone knows his name was Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
Little Johnny responded, "Well, you know just about every week you remind us of this and every time you are always talking about same couple, Verge ‘n Mary.
