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Late one Friday afternoon a teacher was having a hard time keeping her students from daydreaming about the upcoming weekend. She tells her students that they are going to play a trivia game.
The teacher said, "I'm going to quote someone famous, and the person that can name the author of the quote will get to leave for the rest of the day."
The class became very excited as the thought of going home early peaked their interest.
"Ask not what your country can do..." before she could finish the quote little Jane and Johnny both had their hands in the air. The teacher called on Jane.
Jane said, "President John F. Kennedy." The teacher dismissed Jane and began again.
"We have nothing to fear, but fear..." and again before the teacher could finish Susie and Johnny hands shot up. The teacher called on Susie.
Susie said, "FDR." the teacher dismissed Susie. As she explained that FDR stood for Franklin Delano Roosevelt a frustrated Johnny blurted out, "I wish those biotches would just shut up!"
The teacher sprang from her chair and demanded to know, "Who said that?"
Little Johnny replied, "Bill Clinton, see you Monday!"
The teacher said, "I'm going to quote someone famous, and the person that can name the author of the quote will get to leave for the rest of the day."
The class became very excited as the thought of going home early peaked their interest.
"Ask not what your country can do..." before she could finish the quote little Jane and Johnny both had their hands in the air. The teacher called on Jane.
Jane said, "President John F. Kennedy." The teacher dismissed Jane and began again.
"We have nothing to fear, but fear..." and again before the teacher could finish Susie and Johnny hands shot up. The teacher called on Susie.
Susie said, "FDR." the teacher dismissed Susie. As she explained that FDR stood for Franklin Delano Roosevelt a frustrated Johnny blurted out, "I wish those biotches would just shut up!"
The teacher sprang from her chair and demanded to know, "Who said that?"
Little Johnny replied, "Bill Clinton, see you Monday!"
