nhboy
Ubi bene ibi patria
"Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.
The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"
The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"
Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "You two know nothing about fast.
My father is a civilian worker at PAX. He stops working at 4:30... and he's home by 3:00!"
The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"
The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"
Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "You two know nothing about fast.
My father is a civilian worker at PAX. He stops working at 4:30... and he's home by 3:00!"
that sounds about right 