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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running
his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing
that?"
"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home
right away!"
"Why?" his father asked.
"Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he
wants to buy Mom."
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running
his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing
that?"
"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home
right away!"
"Why?" his father asked.
"Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he
wants to buy Mom."