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Ubi bene ibi patria
Little Mary O'Toole goes up to Father O'Grady after Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "What 'tis bothering ye, wee Mary, my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've terrible news. Me dear,dear husband passed away quickly in the early morn!"
The priest says, "Oh, wee Mary, my child, 'tis' a terrible, terrible thing it 'tis! Tell me, did ye hear his last request?"
She says, "That I did, Father, that I did."
The priest says, "What did ye hear, wee Mary?"
I heard, "Mary, for the love of God, put down that damn gun.
He says, "What 'tis bothering ye, wee Mary, my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've terrible news. Me dear,dear husband passed away quickly in the early morn!"
The priest says, "Oh, wee Mary, my child, 'tis' a terrible, terrible thing it 'tis! Tell me, did ye hear his last request?"
She says, "That I did, Father, that I did."
The priest says, "What did ye hear, wee Mary?"
I heard, "Mary, for the love of God, put down that damn gun.
