Little Old Lady

[sockgirl77]

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the short distance across the store. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:

"Dddooo youuuuu hhhave ddddiillllldossss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually, we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Ddddddooooo yyyoouuuu cccaaarrryyy aaa pppiinkkk onnee, tttenn inchesssss lllong aaaandd aabbouttt ttwoo inchessss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries"?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Dddooo yyoooouuu kknnooowww hhhowww tttooo tttur nnn ttthe ssunoooffabiiiiittttcccc.hhhh offfff?"

 

[gwa]

The visual is nasty but its still funny!

just ruined my holidays with all the family.

 

[mizteresa1965]

Grandma? Is that you?

 

[nachomama]

 

[baileydog]

just ruined my holidays with all the family.

Does your family holiday include dildoes?

 

[sockgirl77]

My fear is that this is going to be about me in about 40 years or so.

 

[vraiblonde]

Okay, that will be repeated

 

[ashliekay711]

oh jeez, horrible visual images!!!

 

[Vince]

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the short distance across the store. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:

"Dddooo youuuuu hhhave ddddiillllldossss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually, we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Ddddddooooo yyyoouuuu cccaaarrryyy aaa pppiinkkk onnee, tttenn inchesssss lllong aaaandd aabbouttt ttwoo inchessss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries"?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Dddooo yyoooouuu kknnooowww hhhowww tttooo tttur nnn ttthe ssunoooffabiiiiittttcccc.hhhh offfff?"

That's funny!

 

[Shetiger]

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the short distance across the store. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:

"Dddooo youuuuu hhhave ddddiillllldossss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually, we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Ddddddooooo yyyoouuuu cccaaarrryyy aaa pppiinkkk onnee, tttenn inchesssss lllong aaaandd aabbouttt ttwoo inchessss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries"?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Dddooo yyoooouuu kknnooowww hhhowww tttooo tttur nnn ttthe ssunoooffabiiiiittttcccc.hhhh offfff?"