Lohan's dad makes death threats..

[workin hard]

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20050224%2F0814673686.htm&sc=1402&photoid=20041203NY115

 

[Frisbee]

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20050224%2F0814673686.htm&sc=1402&photoid=20041203NY115

This thread is useless with pictures of Lohan's heaving breasts.

 

[Larry Gude]

I submit that when...

...he wipes everyone out and claims at trial that he was temporarily insane that he be held to his words:

``O.J. Simpson has nothing on me,'' Michael Lohan allegedly told the family's security guard last year. ``I know exactly how I'm going to kill (them). I know when I'm going to do it, and I'm going to enjoy it.''

In fact, can we save a few steps (and some lives) and get rid of him now?