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[KDENISE977]

So I get a text from my sons school... it read, "Is Chase on a special new diet", I replied "no, WHY?" Apparently my son was running around the class room with a tampon in his hand telling all the other kids it was a piece of candy. (That's what my husband told him it was when he asked the other day what the wrapper was). Don't ask me how he got one in his lunch box....

I was mortified.

 

[ICit]

So I get a text from my sons school... it read, "Is Chase on a special new diet", I replied "no, WHY?" Apparently my son was running around the class room with a tampon in his hand telling all the other kids it was a piece of candy. (That's what my husband told him it was when he asked the other day what the wrapper was). Don't ask me how he got one in his lunch box....

I was mortified.

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....... I can see it now..... him running around with the string hangning out of his mouth

 

[kwillia]

I had a friend at work that came in mortified one day because her daughter's teacher sent home a note to let her know her daughter was running around all day announcing to everyone and anyone that, "her mommy wears shoe pads on her coochie"!!!

 

[KDENISE977]

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....... I can see it now..... him running around with the string hangning out of his mouth

I'm just picturing all the other 2 year old going home and finding "candy" at their houses !!

Apparently he hadn't actually opened it, just running from child to child
"LOOK, I got cannnnndy"

 

[ICit]

I had a friend at work that came in mortified one day because her daughter's teacher sent home a note to let her know her daughter was running around all day announcing to everyone and anyone that, "her mommy wears shoe pads on her coochie"!!!

was this Socki's kid??

I'm just picturing all the other 2 year old going home and finding "candy" at their houses !!

Apparently he hadn't actually opened it, just running from child to child
"LOOK, I got cannnnndy"

now to have a talk with the husband

 

[slotpuppy]

I fail to see the humor in this tread. When the items you ladies are discussing are needed, it causes us guys a week or more of pure hell.

 

[ICit]

I fail to see the humor in this tread. When the items you ladies are discussing are needed, it causes us guys a week or more of pure hell.

SO you only have to put up with it for a week...

women have to deal with that hell everyday with men

 

[REALLYPEOPLE]

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[REALLYPEOPLE]

Agreed!

 

[struggler44]

So I wonder how many trips to the water fountain it took to quench his thirst

 

[KDENISE977]

So I wonder how many trips to the water fountain it took to quench his thirst

I'm guessing the normal water fountain chant "1,2,3 that's enough for me" could have been a problem.

 

[Tigerlily]

I once met a lady who's husband was in the Navy and their kids went to the summer camp on the base. Well they has show and tell one day and one of the children decided to take "Mom's" vibrator to school. She had told them it was something else when the kids originally found it but I can't remember the name. Needless to say when her very proud son whipped out mommy's massager in front of his camp mates the camp leaders freaked out snatched the kid and the offensive item up and immediately called mom. She was so embarrassed she sent her husband to pick up the kids who got booted from camp. She said it was the most mortifying thing ever. I don't think she ever did get it back thouh.

 

[Dupontster]

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[Roman]

I believe the simple answer is the best when dealing with Children's questions about various things. My Son found a box of Kotex under the sink years ago, and he asked me what they were. Simply put, I said Band Aids. Imagine my shock and horror when my neighbor called one day, telling me my Son came over there with Kotex tied around his knee, telling her he skinned his knee roller skating.

 

[acommondisaster]

I once met a lady who's husband was in the Navy and their kids went to the summer camp on the base. Well they has show and tell one day and one of the children decided to take "Mom's" vibrator to school. She had told them it was something else when the kids originally found it but I can't remember the name. Needless to say when her very proud son whipped out mommy's massager in front of his camp mates the camp leaders freaked out snatched the kid and the offensive item up and immediately called mom. She was so embarrassed she sent her husband to pick up the kids who got booted from camp. She said it was the most mortifying thing ever. I don't think she ever did get it back thouh.

Why would they boot the kids from camp? They must have been using it like a gun. Geesh. Don't you wish people in charge of children could handle things in a reasonable way?

 

[KDENISE977]

AND for added fun this year, we took the 2 year old "mouth with feet" to Target shopping and he insisted on screaming at the top of his lunch "I'M NAKED, I'M NAKED" up and down the isles.