Lonely man ISO desperate woman (NEW avatar pic)

[Richard Cranium]

Tired of staying home in mommy's basement? Got four kids running around with no shoes? Boy, do I have the solution for you. Come hang out with me in the Lord Calvert Trailor Park and keep me company. I'm yer dream come true

I like short chicks, tall chicks, fat chicks, thin chicks, dumb chicks, smart chicks, old chicks, new chicks....chicks that make ya go "hmmm" and those you just plain don't understand man.

I'll pay for the dinner and movies. C'mon honies, I'm one hell of a catch, just look at my picture. I haven't had vajayjay since vajayjay had me, although I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night....

 

[vraiblonde]

Leave me alone! I told you I'm not dating you

 

[Wenchy]

Leave me alone! I told you I'm not dating you

You could get the free dinner and ditch him before the movies. :shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

You could get the free dinner and ditch him before the movies.

I could say I have to use the ladies room!

 

[RoseRed]

I could say I have to use the ladies room!

Be sure to lock the door.

 

[Nanny Pam]

I could say I have to use the ladies room!

 

[Richard Cranium]

Leave me alone! I told you I'm not dating you

I aint worried bout datin ya. I'm ready to tie the knot with the first girl who has a full set of teefus

 

[kwillia]

Wow... all you single and married but available women have it made... Between this thread, Mike44 and DeeKPee.... who knew finding a date could be so easy.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Wow... all you single and married but available women have it made... Between this thread, Mike44 and Darrin P.... who knew finding a date could be so easy.

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You won't though

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

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You won't though

I mean, you're not even looking (?)

 

[kwillia]

I mean, you're not even looking (?)

Nope. Alas, my heart belongs to Otter.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Nope. Alas, my heart belongs to Otter.

Don't lie. You don't have a heart.

 

[kwillia]

Don't lie. You don't have a heart.

That's right. I gave it to Otter. Keep up...

 

[Richard Cranium]

I'm new to SoMD. The women are so difficult to speak with. I mean, if your last name aint Hewitt, McKay, or Mattingly, you aint gettin laid in these parts. I don't think I'm askin for much...it's dinner and a movie girls. I can't go out and talk with women face to face, they run. My truck's a POS so I gotta take the STS bus around town. You don't mind sittin in my lap do ya?

Til then, I'm waitin for ya...until my 30 minutes at the library are up. Come on there's gotta be one perty mouth midget in Saint Mary's for daddy...

 

[lovinmaryland]

Til then, I'm waitin for ya...until my 30 minutes at the library are up. Come on there's gotta be one perty mouth midget in Saint Mary's for daddy...

thats some funny shiat right there

 

[usagent]

Til then, I'm waitin for ya...until my 30 minutes at the library are up. Come on there's gotta be one perty mouth midget in Saint Mary's for daddy...

That's funny. I saw a midget at the Lex park library the other day. I found her attractive

 

[thebird]

My truck's a POS so I gotta take the STS bus around town. You don't mind sittin in my lap do ya?.

I'm only in if I get my own seat on the bus

 

[wineo]

How about toothless and flat headed?

 

[Richard Cranium]

How about toothless and flat headed?

I'm not taking applications for women from Calvert yet, wait your turn honey.

 

[wineo]

I'm not taking applications for women from Calvert yet, wait your turn honey.

I'd be in St. Mury's. 2foot tall as well.