Oooooooh
Kwillia oh Kwillia, say have you met Kwillia,
Kwillia, the ketchup Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.
Kwillia oh Kwillia, that encyclopidia,
Oh Kwillia the Queen of ketchup.
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too.
And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue,
You can learn a lot from Kwillia.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world,
If you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris,
Or Washington crossing the Delaware.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Oh Kwillia oh Kwillia, say have you met Kwillia,
Oh Kwillia the ketchup Lady
When her muscles start relaxin',
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Kwillia oh Kwillia, that encyclopidia,
oh Kwillia the queen of them all!
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
With a view of Niagara that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
You can learn a lot from Kwillia.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso.
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.
Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trilon.
Over on the West Coast we have Treaure Island.
Here's Najinsky a-doin' the rhumba.
Here's her social security numba.
{whistles}La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Oh Kwillia, oh Kwillia that encyclopidia,
Oh Kwillia the champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
For he went and married Kwillia.
I said Kwillia
{He said Kwillia}
They said said Kwillia
{We said Kwillia}
La La!
Kwillia oh Kwillia, say have you met Kwillia,
Kwillia, the ketchup Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.
Kwillia oh Kwillia, that encyclopidia,
Oh Kwillia the Queen of ketchup.
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too.
And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue,
You can learn a lot from Kwillia.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world,
If you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris,
Or Washington crossing the Delaware.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Oh Kwillia oh Kwillia, say have you met Kwillia,
Oh Kwillia the ketchup Lady
When her muscles start relaxin',
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Kwillia oh Kwillia, that encyclopidia,
oh Kwillia the queen of them all!
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
With a view of Niagara that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
You can learn a lot from Kwillia.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso.
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.
Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trilon.
Over on the West Coast we have Treaure Island.
Here's Najinsky a-doin' the rhumba.
Here's her social security numba.
{whistles}La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Oh Kwillia, oh Kwillia that encyclopidia,
Oh Kwillia the champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
For he went and married Kwillia.
I said Kwillia
{He said Kwillia}
They said said Kwillia
{We said Kwillia}
La La!
I'm on California time, just got up a little while ago.