newnickname
New Member
taking a snack from my Nephew. And they want to outlaw these dogs in some towns.
hope this works
hope this works
Look at my ferocious dog
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newnickname
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He has been on a diet lately. Down to three infants a month.
j/k
Was 70 lbs. last time I checked. You've gotta spoil them.
j/k
Was 70 lbs. last time I checked. You've gotta spoil them.
What happened to that kid's other arm?
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
So this morning I give my kid a cup of milk and a bowl of dry cereal while I get in the shower. I'm shampooing my hair when all the sudden he starts screaming bloody murder. I get out of the shower, wrap a towel around me and run out into the living room.
"Noah, what's wrong?"
"I spilled my cereal and Mily's eating it."
"Well calm down, mommy will be done in the shower in a minute and will get you some more cereal."
I swear they must have made a pact that they'd both be as obnoxious as they could this morning. Every two minutes I was interupted with more crying or screaming.
"Mily licked me."
"Mily's sitting on me."
"Mily won't get up."
One's just as bad as the other. So I get out of the shower, get dressed and go to the kitchen to get Noah some more cereal. I bring my make-up and such out into the living room so that I can keep an eye on both of them. They're not mean to each other but when he's grumpy and she wants to play it's easier for me to be in the room because they both behave better. So there he is on the couch with his new bowl of cereal. I'm turned in the opposite direction with my face in a mirror. I turn the mirror so I can see him and low and behold he's feeding her his cereal. He takes a bite then gives her one.
I turn around and all proud of himself I get....
"I'm sharing my cereal with Mily."
If it wasn't so damn cute I'd of throttled both of them this morning.
"Noah, what's wrong?"
"I spilled my cereal and Mily's eating it."
"Well calm down, mommy will be done in the shower in a minute and will get you some more cereal."
I swear they must have made a pact that they'd both be as obnoxious as they could this morning. Every two minutes I was interupted with more crying or screaming.
"Mily licked me."
"Mily's sitting on me."
"Mily won't get up."
One's just as bad as the other. So I get out of the shower, get dressed and go to the kitchen to get Noah some more cereal. I bring my make-up and such out into the living room so that I can keep an eye on both of them. They're not mean to each other but when he's grumpy and she wants to play it's easier for me to be in the room because they both behave better. So there he is on the couch with his new bowl of cereal. I'm turned in the opposite direction with my face in a mirror. I turn the mirror so I can see him and low and behold he's feeding her his cereal. He takes a bite then gives her one.
I turn around and all proud of himself I get....
"I'm sharing my cereal with Mily."
If it wasn't so damn cute I'd of throttled both of them this morning.
J
jmo2676
Guest
are he and the dog pals..sheesh my cat loves to steal my icecream i do everything i can to keep his paws from getting into it but he always wins because no matter i do he steals my from me and then gives me those innocent eyes. Does your dog do that pixie?
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
She is soooo spoiled it's unreal. She's very well behaved with me but that's it. If I'm eating she lays down and waits patiently until I'm done. If she doesn't she gets put in her crate and gets nothing. If she behaves she gets rewarded. But with a 2.5 year old it's a totally different story. If I'm there they both behave for the most part but if my back is turned they're "sharing". I gave my son a bowl of ice cream the other night and made him eat it on his stool in the kitchen. Literally right behind me while I was at the sink, I turned around and she got her whole face in his bowl and he's happy as a clam eating away too. He looks up at me and tells me "Me and Moo are having minty ice cream."
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
Originally posted by mAlice
They sound like siblings.
They act like it too. I swear having a puppy is like having another child. They love each other to death but one is always pestering the other. If she's being good laying on the couch he's all over her. If he's being good sitting on the couch she's right up in his face trying to play.
The funniest thing is she listens to a 2 year old better then she listens to the daddy.
