looking for a friend with benefits

[Wenchy]

Im looking for a gym work out partner from 3:45-5:30, SHE must be 18-45, slim tight body, very nice legs, breat, and buttox, she must be horny and willing to do cardio with me on the bench in the lockerroom, and very energetic...

Please send pics, qualifications, and desired postions to my PM box.. I will return with yes or no's as I recieve resumes...

TIA

No resume until you post the starting salary, and send me your credit report.

 

[Softballkid]

This will never work for you if your serious about your gym time. I used to workout with a really fine lady.
Problem was that everytime she'd spot me on bench I'd have a clear shot up her shirt. It was hard ......... to concentrate

I wasnt goin to be "workin out" with them at those times...



hahahaha get my drift hahahaha

 

[Dougstermd]

Ohhh, I thought you were being making fun of the original post! hahahaha

I was making fun. Just I am not that original

 

[Softballkid]

No resume until you post the starting salary, and send me your credit report.

Starting salary will be decided on how well you fill the position, as for credit, I own a 300,000 dollar house, 2 trucks, a 4wheeler, and a bunch of other crap.. credit is good

 

[Softballkid]

Well speaking of the gym.............................

Does anyone know what gym has a punching bag? I really really really need like a good 45 mins to just go at it. Maybe someone is willing to help?

Pro Fitness Wildwood has a speed bag in there, but its hard to use because they always have them classes goin on

 

[Dougstermd]

:shrug: worth a shot...

Check your karma

 

[Wenchy]

Starting salary will be decided on how well you fill the position, as for credit, I own a 300,000 dollar house, 2 trucks, a 4wheeler, and a bunch of other crap.. credit is good

Not good enough.

Bye!

 

[Softballkid]

Check your karma

Which one did you leave... I now have a feeling, I know, but I wanna be sure....

 

[dustin]

I wasnt goin to be "workin out" with them at those times...

This would probably be cheaper in the long run...

 

[mv_princess]

Pro Fitness Wildwood has a speed bag in there, but its hard to use because they always have them classes goin on

I don't want a speed bag. I want a Punching Bag. I want to kill something right at the moment

 

[Softballkid]

Not good enough.

Bye!

:shrug: you loss....

 

[Softballkid]

I don't want a speed bag. I want a Punching Bag. I want to kill something right at the moment

no gym around here, unless World Gym in Leonardtown has one... OH, the drill hall

 

[mv_princess]

no gym around here, unless World Gym in Leonardtown has one... OH, the drill hall

uuhhh........will you do it for me? I promise not to hurt you too bad!?!

What gym do you use?

 

[Tigerlily]

Which one did you leave... I now have a feeling, I know, but I wanna be sure....

 

[Softballkid]

That explains it all

 

[Softballkid]

uuhhh........will you do it for me? I promise not to hurt you too bad!?!

What gym do you use?

I go to Maximum...I love it there...

As for will I do it for ya..ya mean hold the bag...or uh... something else


But if ur referring to sittin on my face, Camily has already taken tomorrow and Thursdays appts, my next one will be next Wednesday from 9-11:30

 

[Dutch6]

Not good enough.

Bye!

$240k house, 1/2 mil 401k, 1994 Ford F150, two little dogs, I can change my own oil, oh and a new "Precious" 1992 car. :shrug:

 

[mv_princess]

I go to Maximum...I love it there...

As for will I do it for ya..ya mean hold the bag...or uh... something else


But if ur referring to sittin on my face, Camily has already taken tomorrow and Thursdays appts, my next one will be next Wednesday from 9-11:30

hhmmm...........Fine nevermind. I am sure someone else would be happy to help me!

 

[Wenchy]

:shrug: you loss....

No.

I'm a stickler for grammar and spelling.

Call me "Jazz Jr."

P.S. If you are 22, why are you "softballkid" and not "baseballman"?

 

[Wenchy]

$240k house, 1/2 mil 401k, 1994 Ford F150, two little dogs, I can change my own oil, oh and a new "Precious" 1992 car. :shrug:

Name me as your beneficiary, and we can talk about this.

Can you handle four pussy cats?