Looks like Kevin Costner and Pee Wee Herman

[FromTexas]

Need to get together. They have similar public interests...

At least Pee Wee chose the pr0n theatre...

I think they need professional assitance since the self-help section seems to have landed them in trouble.

 

[morganj614]

And he was on his honey moon...ummmm

Wifey is a prude, maybe?

 

[Pandora]

It is a damn lie, that is what it is. Kevin would never do such a thing.

He fell asleep and the towel slipped.

 

[RoseRed]

It is a damn lie, that is what it is. Kevin would never do such a thing.

He fell asleep and the towel slipped.

Sleep rubbing?

 

[morganj614]

Need to get together. They have similar public interests...
At least Pee Wee chose the pr0n theatre...
I think they need professional assitance since the self-help section seems to have landed them in trouble.

It was a spa. In exchange for a massage he would give her a facial :shrug:

 

[Pandora]

Sleep rubbing?

Sure, yeah that's it, my husband does it all the time.

You all did notice that the women was paid out of court for an undisclosed sum?

 

[FromTexas]

It was a spa. In exchange for a massage he would give her a facial :shrug:

I think we have a tread on that...

 

[RoseRed]

I think we have a tread on that...

 

[morganj614]

I think we have a tread on that...

ya little devil

 

[donbarzini]

How about the judge's name: "Hosie".

 

[ShaunaNJoe]

It was a spa. In exchange for a massage he would give her a facial :shrug:

 

[Tonio]

It was a spa. In exchange for a massage he would give her a facial :shrug:

Costner told her that keeps hair silky and manageable.

 

[Larry Gude]

Costner...

Need to get together. They have similar public interests...

At least Pee Wee chose the pr0n theatre...

I think they need professional assitance since the self-help section seems to have landed them in trouble.

...what a jerk off.

 

[Tonio]

When the Pee Wee Herman story first broke, the media didn't give details, but simply used the term "indecent exposure." At first I assumed that he cornerned some poor woman and whipped out his Pee Wee, like the old stereotype of the trenchcoat flasher.

Both of these guys are sick, but I think Costner is sicker because he was trying to make the masseuse watch him polish his pole. I suspect Herman was probably stoned and forgot he wasn't at home with his video collection.