'Looners' Substitute Balloons for Love & Sex

Misfit

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Balloon Fetishists Use Objects For Love, Sex and Intimacy - ABC News

For children, balloons can make the heart soar, but when an adult tucks his balloons into bed at night, he could be considered a "looner."

Dave, a former piano teacher from outside Little Rock, Ark., thinks of his balloons as his children. And he has fathered 65,000 of them. He cuddles them and coddles them, but insists the relationship is purely platonic.

"Some people think I am doing something else with them, but I am not," he says. "I am pure in my life -- I keep the balloons the same way."
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go
:yahoo:
 

SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go
:yahoo:

wow, 99 Red Balloons!
Haven't heard that song in how long?
 

bcp

In My Opinion
Just wait till he gets hit with college expense for them all. Something is going to pop and hes going to lose it.
 
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