Lost at Sea

buddy999

It's Great to be American
A man was out sailing at sea in the middle of a storm when a particularly large wave overturned his boat. He fell into the sea and was forced to tread water to stay afloat.

He stayed there for several hours until a rescue helicopter flew overhead. A rope was lowered with a lifeguard worker on the end of it.
He reached out to grab the man, but being very religious, he said, "No thank you. God will save me eventually." The helicopter flew off.

After another few hours, a lifeboat came along, but again the man told them to go away, as God would save him.

Eventually, the man died of freezing in the water. As his soul drifted up to heaven, he said to Saint Peter, "Why didn't God save me?"

Saint Peter said, "He sent a rescue helicopter and a lifeboat! What more did you want?"
 

DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
buddy999 said:
A man was out sailing at sea in the middle of a storm when a particularly large wave overturned his boat. He fell into the sea and was forced to tread water to stay afloat.

He stayed there for several hours until a rescue helicopter flew overhead. A rope was lowered with a lifeguard worker on the end of it.
He reached out to grab the man, but being very religious, he said, "No thank you. God will save me eventually." The helicopter flew off.

After another few hours, a lifeboat came along, but again the man told them to go away, as God would save him.

Eventually, the man died of freezing in the water. As his soul drifted up to heaven, he said to Saint Peter, "Why didn't God save me?"

Saint Peter said, "He sent a rescue helicopter and a lifeboat! What more did you want?"
Is this suppose to be funny?
 
buddy999 said:
A man was out sailing at sea in the middle of a storm when a particularly large wave overturned his boat. He fell into the sea and was forced to tread water to stay afloat.

He stayed there for several hours until a rescue helicopter flew overhead. A rope was lowered with a lifeguard worker on the end of it.
He reached out to grab the man, but being very religious, he said, "No thank you. God will save me eventually." The helicopter flew off.

After another few hours, a lifeboat came along, but again the man told them to go away, as God would save him.

Eventually, the man died of freezing in the water. As his soul drifted up to heaven, he said to Saint Peter, "Why didn't God save me?"

Saint Peter said, "He sent a rescue helicopter and a lifeboat! What more did you want?"
Not funny
 

DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
buddy999 said:
I guess you had to be there. :whistle:
Are you related to Toni........................... nevermind.


By the way:
Hey Tonio,
Haven't heard from you lately.
Hope all is going well.

V/R,
DW
 

Nicole_in_somd

How you like me now?
buddy999 said:
A man was out sailing at sea in the middle of a storm when a particularly large wave overturned his boat. He fell into the sea and was forced to tread water to stay afloat.

He stayed there for several hours until a rescue helicopter flew overhead. A rope was lowered with a lifeguard worker on the end of it.
He reached out to grab the man, but being very religious, he said, "No thank you. God will save me eventually." The helicopter flew off.

After another few hours, a lifeboat came along, but again the man told them to go away, as God would save him.

Eventually, the man died of freezing in the water. As his soul drifted up to heaven, he said to Saint Peter, "Why didn't God save me?"

Saint Peter said, "He sent a rescue helicopter and a lifeboat! What more did you want?"

I love it. Goes to show you that some people can not see the obvious.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
DoWhat said:
Are you related to Toni........................... nevermind.


By the way:
Hey Tonio,
Haven't heard from you lately.
Hope all is going well.

V/R,
DW

Fine, as long as you don't use my name to insult other people. They're probably very hurt that you would think that they're anything like me.
 
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