Lost

[Otter]

A small boy was lost in a rather large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and through tear filled eyes said, "I lost my Daddy!"
The policeman asked, "Tell me son, what's he like?" The little lad replies, "beer and t*ts .

 

[jazz lady]

And now, the rest of the story...

The policeman looks the boy sadly and says "Son, we'll never find him. That could be any man here."

 

[Penn]

Re: And now, the rest of the story...

Originally posted by jazz lady
The policeman looks the boy sadly and says "Son, we'll never find him. That could be any man here."

One more reason you 've got to watch what you say around your kids!
When you make an off-handed remark, you need to remember they're hanging on every word.

"Paul Harvey, Good Day!"

penn