Lottery Win

GopherM

Darwin was right
A man says to his wife, "What would you say if I told you I'd won the lottery?"

She says, "I'd take half and then leave you."

"Excellent," the guy says. "I had three numbers come up and won a ten bucks. Here's five... now get lost!"
 

DEEKAYPEE8569

Well-Known Member
A man says to his wife, "What would you say if I told you I'd won the lottery?"

She says, "I'd take half and then leave you."

"Excellent," the guy says. "I had three numbers come up and won a ten bucks. Here's five... now get lost!"

That's funny rahht there; I don't care who y'are. :snort:
 
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