chernmax
NOT Politically Correct!!
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme
with the most romantic first line...but the least
romantic second line. Here are some of the entries
they received:
I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I
met your brother.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you
screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I
always wake up screaming
Roses are red, violets are blue, **sugar is sweet, and
so are you. But the roses are wilting, violets are
dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you
could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes
everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that
paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn,
I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away. What have you
stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for
maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one
part lime
with the most romantic first line...but the least
romantic second line. Here are some of the entries
they received:
I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I
met your brother.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you
screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I
always wake up screaming
Roses are red, violets are blue, **sugar is sweet, and
so are you. But the roses are wilting, violets are
dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you
could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes
everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that
paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn,
I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away. What have you
stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for
maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one
part lime