Mike
F*** Socialism!
A policeman stops to checkout a car parked at Lover's Lane. He walks up to the door expecting to see a young couple involved in love making. Instead he finds a young man sitting behind the wheel of the car reading a newspaper, and a young woman in the back seat knitting a sweater.
Puzzled, the policeman taps on the window and when the young man rolls it down the policeman asks "What's going on here?". The young man answers "I'm reading a paper and my girlfriend is knitting.".
The policeman still puzzled, asks "How old are you two?". The young man answers "Well I'm 22, and she'll be 18 in nine minutes."
Puzzled, the policeman taps on the window and when the young man rolls it down the policeman asks "What's going on here?". The young man answers "I'm reading a paper and my girlfriend is knitting.".
The policeman still puzzled, asks "How old are you two?". The young man answers "Well I'm 22, and she'll be 18 in nine minutes."