Yesterday I was in the doctor's waiting room and I heard a ninety-six-year-old man pleading with the doctor for a lower sex drive.
“Surely you're imagining things,” said the doctor. “You're ninety-six years old. Isn't all the feeling for sex just in your head?”
“Yes,” replied the elderly man, “that's why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good.”
“Surely you're imagining things,” said the doctor. “You're ninety-six years old. Isn't all the feeling for sex just in your head?”
“Yes,” replied the elderly man, “that's why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good.”