bobbyb
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside. "
Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you
to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always
remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.
How about you leave me your Rolex watch
instead?"
"You lissina me, boy.
Somma day you gonna be runna DA
business, you gonna have a
beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and
maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and
maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man..
"Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?
He calls his grandson to his bedside. "
Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you
to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always
remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.
How about you leave me your Rolex watch
instead?"
"You lissina me, boy.
Somma day you gonna be runna DA
business, you gonna have a
beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and
maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and
maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man..
"Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?
cute