GopherM
Darwin was right
Mugabe and Zuma entered a chocolate shop, As they were busy looking around, Zuma stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Zuma said to Mugabe "Man, I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that. Mugabe replied: "You want to see something better?
Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you some real stealing." ...
So they went up to the counter and Mugabe said to the shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic, man ?
"The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." Mugabe said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
Mugabe asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?" Mugabe replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate...
Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you some real stealing." ...
So they went up to the counter and Mugabe said to the shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic, man ?
"The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." Mugabe said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
Mugabe asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?" Mugabe replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate...