tater
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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail
>through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at
>the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who
>congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
>At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks
>at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the
>fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a
>revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through
>the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the
>bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever
>experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed
>him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
>fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a
>cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill
>sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
>"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar
>for?"
>"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your
>last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what
>to give you."
>He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar!!."
>The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
> :razz2:
>through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at
>the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who
>congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
>At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks
>at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the
>fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a
>revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through
>the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the
>bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever
>experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed
>him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
>fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a
>cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill
>sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
>"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar
>for?"
>"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your
>last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what
>to give you."
>He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar!!."
>The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
> :razz2:
