Making a puppy..

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Would THIS face lie?
A boy and his father are out playing in the park, when the boy spots two dogs going at it. He looks at his father and asks, “Dad what are those dogs doing?” The dad thinks that the little boy is old enough to know the truth so he tells him “Son, they are making a puppy”

Later on that night the little boy walks into his parents room and sees his dad on top of his mom going at it. The little boy shouts out “Dad, what are you and mommy doing?” The dad looks at him and says, “Son, we are making you a little brother.” The boy looks at his dad funny and says, “I don’t want a little brother, roll her over and make me a puppy.”
 
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