Mamma's boys

[Tonio]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A53304-2004Apr5.html

For the last 10 years, I have had bouts of depression when I think about losing them to girlfriends or wives.

Yeesh! I predict this in her sons' futures:

http://www.etiquettehell.com/weddingetiquette/wickedwitches/wicked2001arc.htm

...when it came time for the mother-of-the-groom to dance with her son, she clung close to him, arms around his neck, actually grinding her hips into his. I have heard people say "I couldn't believe my eyes!" I literally couldn't. Sure that I was somehow imagining it, I whispered to my husband "Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?" He responded "(Groom's) mom dirty-dancing with him? I see it too." Behind me, my MIL couldn't keep in a "Good God!" The bride, being the Queen of De-Nial, smiled sweetly as if this were normal.

http://www.etiquettehell.com/weddingetiquette/wickedwitches/wicked2002arc.htm

...it comes time for the groom-and-his-mother dance. They danced to-no kidding-"Unchained Melody." And the whole time, she is grinding her pelvis into his crotch and nuzzling his neck. E-E-E-E-E-E-U-U-U-W-W-W-W! There aren't any pictures of it, because the wedding photographer wisely turned away and decided to shoot the wedding party table instead...so there are several absolutely priceless shots of four groomsmen and four bridesmaids, with matching looks of open-mouthed shock and revulsion.

And to think, Michelle had worried that it might rain...

 

[justhangn]

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