Man Child.....

[pixiegirl]

There is no doubt there is a difference in boys and girls very early. So Noah sees me changing the other day (probably a week ago) and asks me if I have a penis. I tell him that mommy is a girl and girls don't have penises. He already grasps the concept of boys and girls but now we're having to get into specifics. So he asks me what I have. I tell him girls have a "suzie". So for the past week he's been naming off girls and asking me if they have a suzie and naming off boys/men and asking me if they have a penis. This morning in the car he asks me "Mommy can I touch your suzie?" I tell him "No, you don't touch anyone's suzie." then the little man child comes out with "You can touch my penis." I warned the sitter that he may be trying to make deals with the girls there. Man child....

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
I tell him girls have a "suzie".

*ahem* that's soozie

 

[fddog]

and i had nothing to do with this one.









only the dollar

 

[Pete]

I hope there are no girls names Suzie at the daycare.

 

[pixiegirl]

Re: Re: Man Child.....

Originally posted by tatercake
*ahem* that's soozie

My mom was bothered that I didn't teach him the "V" word. God knows I'm a terrible mother and I'm going to confuse the child by giving things nicknames.

 

[crabcake]

Re: Re: Re: Man Child.....

Originally posted by pixiegirl
My mom was bothered that I didn't teach him the "V" word. God knows I'm a terrible mother and I'm going to confuse the child by giving things nicknames.

at his age, it's not a big deal ... it'd just become the 'word of the moment' and he'd run around saying "vagina ... vagina ... vagina"

 

[ememdee19]

I taught my daughter the word "koochie" when she asked what it was b/c that's the only word I could think of at the moment. Needless to say, that was 8 months ago and she still says it every once in a while.

 

[pixiegirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Man Child.....

Originally posted by tatercake
at his age, it's not a big deal ... it'd just become the 'word of the moment' and he'd run around saying "vagina ... vagina ... vagina"

Yeah like he's running around talking about "suzie" all the time. That was my point exactly. I knew what was going to happen. And when we're in the grocery store or somewhere I sure don't want him asking me if the cashier has a vagina. I'd much rather hear suzie.

 

[Kizzy]

Re: Re: Man Child.....

Originally posted by tatercake
*ahem* that's soozie

And sometimes underwear get stuck up my soozie. So I have to pick them out, does that ever happen to you?

I will never forget that conversation with your little girl.

I laughed so hard my side ached.

I taught my son the "V" word, boy do I regret that. He told my neighbors that he has seen my "V" before. He actually saw me naked, but it makes it sound like I spread eagle and showed him my

Is it lunch time yet?

 

[crabcake]

Re: Re: Re: Man Child.....

Originally posted by IM4Change


And sometimes underwear get stuck up my soozie. So I have to pick them out, does that ever happen to you?

I will never forget that conversation with your little girl.

I laughed so hard my side ached.

I've since taught her "wedgie"

 

[pixiegirl]

Re: Re: Re: Man Child.....

Originally posted by IM4Change


And sometimes underwear get stuck up my soozie. So I have to pick them out, does that ever happen to you?

I will never forget that conversation with your little girl.

I laughed so hard my side ached.

I taught my son the "V" word, boy do I regret that. He told my neighbors that he has seen my "V" before. He actually saw me naked, but it makes it sound like I spread eagle and showed him my

Is it lunch time yet?

I thought of that too. I mean he sees me naked in the shower. If he's awake I can't be in the shower without him trying to get in. I'm known to walk from the bathroom to the bedroom with the towel on my head. But I don't want him running around telling people he's seen mommy's vagina.

 

[crabcake]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Man Child.....

Originally posted by pixiegirl
But I don't want him running around telling people he's seen mommy's vagina.

isn't your baby belly be covering it up by now? :shrug:










j/k

 

[sleuth]

heck... I only knew what girls "didn't" have until about 5th grade. I knew nothing about what they "did" have. And I never even thought to ask.

My parents kept me sheltered

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by sleuth14
heck... I only knew what girls "didn't" have until about 25th birthday. I knew nothing about what they "did" have. And I never even thought to ask.

My parents kept me sheltered

Woooooooooooo 8,000 posts

 

[Parnel]

Originally posted by sleuth14
heck... I only knew what girls "didn't" have until about 5th grade. I knew nothing about what they "did" have. And I never even thought to ask.

My parents kept me sheltered

I with you on this one! I think I still have troubles with it.

 

[sleuth]

Originally posted by Parnel
I with you on this one!

Should I be scared?