Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds

[nhboy]

"Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant."

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Metro & Tri-State

 

[FromTexas]

Maybe he was just a food critic. :shrug:

 

[Novus Collectus]

Maybe he was trying to return the food for a refund?

 

[Nicole_in_somd]

screw that he could have went in the womens restroom. Mcdonalds has more than one don't they even if they are unisex?

 

[hvp05]

Better to do it there than make a mess in his fabulous box in the alley.

But why put it on the counter?

And why was the culinary student eating there? I doubt I'd want to eat at his restaurant either...

 

[SamIam2You]

Maybe he was just a food critic. :shrug:

Ok that was funny, I don't care who you are

 

[ImnoMensa]

MacDonalds food mgives me the runs too,but I can usually make it to the toilet if there isnt a foot patter in there.

 

[Toxick]

He was just showing off his homemade McNuggets.

 

[Nicole_in_somd]

Or that he likes to recycle...doing his part one Mc'ds at a time.

 

[lpspinner]

everyone is going GREEN these days

 

[FerretRescue]

"Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant."

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Metro & Tri-State

Ok, first gross.

Second,
“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

What was a 57 year old "culinary" student doing eating a grease sandwhich at 5 am for? 57 year old student? Ok I know it is never to late and all that but damn.