Man demands 'sex sounds' from wife

[Misfit]

http://www.bulawayo24.com/index-id-news-sc-national-byo-49726.html

A HARARE man is seeking to divorce from his wife - because she is not making "sexual sounds" in bed.

"Even when I slept with her, she seemed unhappy because she would not even make any sexual sound,"

"I'm a black belt karate player and I'm afraid if she continues provoking me, I'll end up reacting and hurting her."

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Perhaps he needs to giver her something better in order to make a "sex sound."

 

[MMM_donuts]

Perhaps he needs to giver her something better in order to make a "sex sound."

Right?!

 

[czygvtwkr]

So she didnt scream "don't put that there" or "you're not doing it right" ?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

perhaps he needs to giver her something better in order to make a "sex sound."

"get off my hair!" "get off my hair!"

 

[DoWhat]

"get off my hair!" "get off my hair!"

 

[Hank]

DeeKay has a ponytail. Duh.

 

[Monello]

More news from Kenya

Makes sense to me.

a Kenyan pastor who has ordered all female congregants to go to the church 'free' - That is without bras and panties for Christ to enter their lives.

See more at: http://www.bulawayo24.com/index-id-news-sc-religion-byo-43603.html#sthash.G1KBoQIy.dpuf

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

DeeKay has a ponytail. Duh.

Not since this past February

 

[withrespect]

 

[Hank]

Not since this past February

 

[warneckutz]

Not since this past February

What the hell? What was the point of purchasing a Chevy Volt if you won't let it fly free?

 

[Tilted]

The body of the article makes it seem that the husband wasn't actually demanding sex sounds, just noting the lack of sex sounds as indication that his wife was unhappy and to support (in combination with other things) his request that she not be allowed to stay in the house.

That said, if he were demanding sex sounds from his wife, this is how I see the conversation going...

Loser Husband: I demand you make sex sounds.

Pissed Off Wife: I make sex sounds every day, come home unannounced for lunch one day and stand outside the bedroom door and you'll get to hear them.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

What the hell? What was the point of purchasing a Chevy Volt if you won't let it fly free?

You must have me confused with someone else.

 

[SG_Player1974]

What exactly is a Black Belt Karate "Player?"

Does he have some special standing with his Xbox martial arts game?