Man mistakes porn for rape

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StrwberryKisses

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Funny how all of our minds when for the sword comment. I guess we are all on the same page with this one.
 
Toxick

Toxick

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Speedy70 said:
OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.
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This story made me LOL out loud.



I do, however, find the fact that he busted in with a cavalry sword somewhat unsettling.

I dunno - I can see busting in with a baseball bat, or a can of mace, or a gun, or even with fists raised into a boxers position - but there's something about busting in with a sword that doesn't ring right with me.

I find of felt the same eerie sense of distress when Bruce Willis chose the sword over the chainsaw in Pulp Fiction.


Ironically I love a good swordfight in a fantasy movie, and I love me some Jedi-Lightsabering. I don't know - maybe it's just that swords are so rarely used in modern life, that it feels surreal, and off-putting.







Plus, you just know the only reason he chose a sword was so that he could cut the raper's dingaling off.
 
Tonio

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
I've never seen a porn video. Was the neighbor waiting standard fare, or is there a subgenre of rape porn?

Remember how Bill Pullman's character in "Ruthless People" confused a backseat encounter with a murder attempt?
 
FromTexas

FromTexas

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Alex Trebek: [the category is "Words that begin with the letter C"] The word cat would be found under this letter in the dictionary. Sean Connery?
Sean Connery: What is the "R's"?
Alex Trebek: No, it's not in the "R's".
Sean Connery: Not in the "R's", eh? Well, that's not what your mother said last night, Trebek.
 
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