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The husband had just finished reading the book 'Man of the House'.
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the
man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet
meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so
I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f*cking funeral director."
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the
man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet
meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so
I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f*cking funeral director."
Good one!
