Elle
Happy Camper!
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing
a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw
me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f---ing funeral director would be my guess."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing
a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw
me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f---ing funeral director would be my guess."
