Man Riding Mower Gets DUI Charge

C

czygvtwkr

Guest
Settle pulled Hawkins over when he stopped in traffic to talk to someone.
Click to expand...

I guess the police man couldn't catch him with that John Deer in Rabbit mode.

I wonder if they are going to suspend his liscense to mow grass :sarcasm:
 
nomoney

nomoney

....
unixpirate said:
My Tard Brother, not able to drive a car. Has not had 1, but 3 DUI's on his bike. YES, I said BIKE! All in St. Mary's.

He lives with me now to keep him out of trouble and out of St. Mary's.
"Ya think that will work"? :lol:

UFB but true!

Sorry Kiz, didn't mean to steal your treeed.. :smoochy:


:peace:
Click to expand...

bike as in vroom vroom or pedal pedal?
 
mainman

mainman

Set Trippin
bresamil said:
How's that song go "but she forgot about my old John Deere."
Click to expand...
She was standing at the front door
When I came home last night
A good book in her left hand
And a rollin’ pin in the right
She said you’ve come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don’t listen to my preachin’ boy
I’m goin’ to have to beat you half to death

Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
I know I drive you crazy baby
It’s the best that I can do
We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through

First she hid my glasses
’cause she knows that I can’t see
She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
’til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
Well she might’ve took my car keys
But she forgot about my old john deere

So give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
I know I drive you crazy baby
It’s the best that I can do
We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
 
RoseRed

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
elaine said:
I think he does. He's always trying to sell oysters, too.
Click to expand...

Stumbles over every time... "Hi Pretty Lady..." and never remembers meeting the previous times. :lol:
 
mAlice

mAlice

professional daydreamer
RoseRed said:
One would think that after about 10 introductions he would remember. :lmao:

Now I just nod and carry on. :lol:
Click to expand...

I always look the other way when I see him coming.
 
BadGirl

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
A friend of mine claimed to have received a WWI (walking while intoxicated) as he stumbled home from the Green Door one night. If a true story, he must have been waaaaaay drunk.:alkies:
 
unixpirate

unixpirate

Pitty Party
nomoney said:
bike as in vroom vroom or pedal pedal?
Click to expand...



His one and last escapade in St. Mary's is when they were paving 235 in front of San Souci. Road un even mind you. My brother lived in San Souci.
Coming home from ABC on the Southbound side. Hits the un even pavement, fell left into traffic. Was hit by a young lady, (not her fault). Left handle bar broke off. Piece stuck just to the left of his groin area. Flew him to WHC.
Dad said enough! I have custody of him now. :duel: :lol:
I told him he fk up? I would break the other handle bar and stick in the other side as to match.. :lmao:


:peace:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top