Man severs own :gossip:, throws it at officers

[ylexot]

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his

 

[cornfields]

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his

...

 

[BOHDEN]

not sure what good it did to cut off his weeney

 

[ylexot]

"You know who's fault is is, don't you? It is the fault of the wang. I should cut this thing off."

- Leon Phelps "The Ladies Man"

 

[rack'm]

They should also charge with assault with a dead weapon.

 

[harleygirl]

They should also charge with assault with a dead weapon.

 

[justbeachy]

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his

There once was a man named Fik
who went mad and cut off his d--
lucky for him they stored it on ice
And sewed it back on real nice
Now Fik and his d-- are allright.

ok so the last line doesn't rhyme.

 

[ShaunaNJoe]

There once was a man named Fik
who went mad and cut off his d--
lucky for him they stored it on ice
And sewed it back on real nice
Now Fik and his d-- are allright.

ok so the last line doesn't rhyme.

It's ok, still funny!

 

[duzzey1a]

That's sick.

 

[oldman]

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his

At least he had the balls to do what he did!