Man shot self in testicles, drugs emerge from anus during surgery


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Man who shot himself in the man pouch. Booking photo.

  • This was in Chelan County, Washington State.
  • It was an accident; he didn't shoot himself on purpose.
  • He brought the drugs; they were not provided by the hospital.
  • The article reads: "sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit." The typical man has two testes/testicles and they are contained in a sac called the scrotum. The affidavit does not say if the bullet hit one or both testes, or if it just passed through the scrotum missing both testes. While I am concerned about this lack of specificity in a police write-up, I can assure you that it was immensely painful regardless of the details.
  • No matter how you look at it, he had a pretty shitty day.
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So that's where illicit drugs come from! Wow! That's not how they showed it on "Breaking Bad"!

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