Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

[ylexot]

Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection « CBS Detroit

BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

I just don't know what to say.

 

[kwillia]

Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection « CBS Detroit

I just don't know what to say.

Well now I know why BadGirl has become such a fan of BMW bikes.

 

[vraiblonde]

Well now I know why BadGirl has become such a fan of BMW bikes.

 

[Larry Gude]

Well now I know why BadGirl has become such a fan of BMW bikes.

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity,

I don't think so, Scooter!

 

[kwillia]

I don't think so, Scooter!

They may still be in the 20-month "honeymoon phase" :shrug:

 

[BadGirl]

Well now I know why BadGirl has become such a fan of BMW bikes.

That comment cracked me the hell up.

I don't think so, Scooter!

Shut yer mouf, Larry.

 

[GWguy]

“now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Wouldn't that benefit the sexual activity??

 

[itsbob]

I think I need to go for a LOOOONG ride this week-end..

 

[RoseRed]

A 1993? What did he do, buy it used or did this problem just pop up recently?

 

[GWguy]

A 1993? What did he do, buy it used or did this

problem just pop up

recently?

:snicker:

 

[itsbob]

Are they sure it was a BMW and not a Yamaha Viragra..

 

[Larry Gude]

Are they sure it was a BMW and not a Yamaha Viragra..

 

[Larry Gude]

That comment cracked me the hell up.

Shut yer mouf, Larry.

Ok, but, we have a basic guy/girl communication conflict here. Is she saying you like them because it makes itsbob unable to perform OR did she simply not read the whole thing and THOUGHT, mistakenly, that this was a good thing and you'd be thrilled with the non stop opposing cylinder created boner(s)?

Hmm???

 

[twinoaks207]

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months

This statement is the tip-off that this claim is just a crock. What man these days hasn't heard the "if it persists for 4 hours or more, seek emergency medical attention"? I mean, really?? Seriously???? Yeah, right!