Man, Suing Apple For Letting Him Access Porn

[GURPS]

Chris Sevier, Tennessee Man, Suing Apple For Letting Him Access Porn


In a 50 page complaint, filed mid-June, former attorney Chris Sevier holds that since Apple is "concerned with the welfare of our Nation's children, while furthering pro-American values" it should "sell all its devices in 'safe mode,' with software preset to filter out pornographic content."

Per the complaint, Sevier's problem began after he tried to visit "Facebook.com," but -- accidentally, he says -- typed "F**kbook.com," an adult site that "appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male and led to an unwanted addiction with adverse consequences."

From there, judging by the suit, things spiraled way out of control.

The complaint alleges "Apple is hijacking great sex" by allowing customers to view pornography online, as well as being complicit in "the development of sex trafficking ... child prostitution," and many other societal ills.

Later, in a section highlighted by Above the Law, Sevier accuses Apple of enabling "unfair competition" between porn actresses and his wife:

UNFAIR COMPETITION AND INTERFERENCE OF THE MARITAL CONTRACT: The Plaintiff became totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife, which was a consequence of his use of his Apple product. The Plaintiff began desiring, younger more beautiful girls featured in porn videos than his wife, who was no longer 21 ... The Plaintiff could no longer tell the difference between internet pornography and tangible intercourse due to the content he accessed through the Apple products.​

it is Apple Computers fault I could not control my porn addiction ....

 

[Toxick]

an adult site that "appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male and led to an unwanted addiction with adverse consequences."

Adverse consequences?



Bruised pecker?
Empty kintama?
Glistening knuckles?
General feeling of well-being?

 

[mAlice]

Apple's Legal Team "We got this".

 

[MMDad]

"Facebook.com," but -- accidentally, he says -- typed "F**kbook.com,"

Happens to me all the time. I will be talking to my wife and mean to say "honey" but instead say "you ruined my life!"

 

[GWguy]

Here we go again.

Sue beer makers because someone can't control their alcoholism.

Sue window makers because peeping toms can look thru windows.

Sue snack makers because someone can't control their appetite.

 

[kwillia]

Here we go again.

Sue beer makers because someone can't control their alcoholism.

Sue window makers because peeping toms can look thru windows.

Sue snack makers because someone can't control their appetite.

Sue the airlines for letting terrorists board and hijack their planes...

The airlines and other aviation-related companies were sued with the reasoning that they were negligent, allowing terrorists to board airplanes and overtake their crews before plunging the planes into the trade center complex, destroying three buildings.

Judge to mull if airlines owe WTC owners over 9/11 - WTOP.com

 

[RPMDAD]

MMMH, if he didn't have internet access he could not have gotten there. S0 lets sue them too. A spelling class for this idiot may help. me thinks there is a slight difference between facebook.com and f**k.com. Damn, if he wins i may try that lawsuit. I am a total idiot, i have no idea what i am doing on the internet, and you didn't protect me. I pray to God this idiot doesn't have a drivers license.