Ridunno
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There was a lady that married a man that beat her up all the time so she divorced him. Next she married a man that ran around on her all the time, so she divorced him. The next man she married wasn't good in bed so she divorced him. She discussed this with her mother who gave her the idea to advertise in the paper for exactly the man she wanted. She thought about it for a long time and decided to place an ad for a man that would not beat her, that would not run around on her and most of all he had to be good in bed. Days went by and she did not get one response to her ad. One day she heard the doorbell. There was no one there so she went to close the door. Before she could close the door she heard someone say, "Hey, lady." She looked down and there on her door mat lay a man with no arms or legs. Startled, she ask what he was doing at her door. He said he was there to answer her ad. "What makes you think you qualify?", she ask. "Well", he said, "I have no arms so I can't beat on you." "I don't have any legs so I can't run around on you!". She thought for a moment and asked, "What about the good in bed part?" He laughed and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"