SxyPrincess
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter,"Me want coffee." The
waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug
of coffee and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the
bucket,throws
the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun,then walks out.
Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and
another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time
you were in here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink
coffee,shoot the crap, and disappear for a few days.
buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter,"Me want coffee." The
waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug
of coffee and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the
bucket,throws
the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun,then walks out.
Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and
another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time
you were in here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink
coffee,shoot the crap, and disappear for a few days.