A man was in a terrible accident and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. _His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. _The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. _The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room and found the man looking quite dejected. _
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. _The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. _The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room and found the man looking quite dejected. _
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. _The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."