Many Offers for Chocolate Jesus

[rack'm]

What say you??

 

[Ken King]

Nagin ought to be thrilled.

 

[rack'm]

Nagin ought to be thrilled.

Probably one of the bidders.........

 

[Toxick]

What say you??

I say, God help the person who buys this.



Especially if they live in a hot area, and their A/C ever goes out.


I 'member one time in Arizona my A/C went out in July. If that thing had been in my house, I'd'a had a Jesus-sized puddle of chocolate to clean out of my carpet.

 

[Tinkerbell]

I say, God help the person who buys this.



Especially if they live in a hot area, and their A/C ever goes out.


I 'member one time in Arizona my A/C went out in July. If that thing had been in my house, I'd'a had a Jesus-sized puddle of chocolate to clean out of my carpet.

Well, how tall was Jesus? Would he fit in a standard fridge if you take the shelves out?

 

[mainman]

I 'member one time in Arizona my A/C went out in July. If that thing had been in my house, I'd'a had a Jesus-sized puddle of chocolate to clean out of my carpet.

you weren't in Az very long, they sure got tired of your #### fast didn't they?

 

[Celts]

What say you??

Got ice cream and a blowtorch?

 

[Dougstermd]

is this part of the JESUS PUZZLE

 

[greyhound]

What say you??

ewwww...that's not what I pictured in my mind before clicking the link.

 

[Inkpen]

I remember a song that went like this,

Plastic Jesus....

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I could go a hundred miles an hour
Long as I got the almighty power
Glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice

{Refrain - repeat between verses}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations
We will travel every nation
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

I don't care if it rains or snowses
Long as I got my plastic Moses
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations
We will travel every nation
Me and plastic Moses will go far

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's pink and pleasant
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn holy family
Riding on the dashboard of my car"

All I can hear after this article is a new song..

"Chocolate Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car..
I dont care if it is dark or sweet,
just dont melt on my leather seat
or on the dashboard of my car... "

 

[kathie54]

ink pen that is too funny!

 

[Inkpen]

ink pen that is too funny!

Thank you..now song is stuck in my head...

 

[Tonio]

How will a Chocolate Jesus affect the ritual of communion?

The statue is named "My Sweet Lord." It turns out that the sculptor borrowed the design from a statue made by the Chiffons.