"Washington D.C.! Home of the million man march. We had all the positive black leaders there. Farrakhan... Jessie... Marion Barry. Marion Barry! At the million man march! How did he get a ticket? You know what that means? That even in our finest hour, we had a crackhead on stage! Yea boo if ya want, ya know I'm right."
"Who was so bad they lost to a crackhead? What was their campaign like, were they on heroin? 'Vote for me! Don't vote for crack, vote for smack!'
"How is he gonna tell kids not get high when the man's on crack?
'Don't get high you won't be nuttin.'
'I could be mayor!''
-Chris Rock