rack'm
Jaded
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage The
counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade,
listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been
married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman,
and kisses her passionately. The woman calms down and sits quietly in a
daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That's what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband says, "I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday, but on
Friday, I'm fishing."
counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade,
listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been
married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman,
and kisses her passionately. The woman calms down and sits quietly in a
daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That's what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband says, "I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday, but on
Friday, I'm fishing."