Martha Stewart’s looking for a man on Match.com

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Martha Stewart

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Martha Stewart, the arbiter of good taste and appropriate table settings, is looking for love, according to her new Match.com profile.

The profile “thegoodlonglife,” a divorced 71-year-old woman, declares, “Yes, it’s really me.” She describes herself as an “athletic and toned” exercise junkie, a “social drinker” and “very liberal.” She likes the symphony, opera, rap, and “House of Cards” and “Homeland” on TV.
 
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